Sadly, dividing domestic tasks is not included in vows when a couple gets married.
“To have and to help with chores from this day forward…until death or dirty home do us part” may be a possible way to smuggle it in.
With all of the troubling news lately, we thought we’d brighten your day with a humorous tale!
Keeping a home clean is a difficult duty that neither man nor woman appreciates, but it is much simpler to do with a spouse!
This humorous tale tells of a lady who, after her husband refused to assist her with household duties, went in search of a way to make ends meet.
Weekend tasks
A lady spent the weekend tidying the interior of the house before going outside to pull weeds from the overgrown garden her husband had forgotten to trim.
Even though she had seen the man a few times that day, she had no idea where or what he was doing.
She also lacked the leisure time to find him.
She sat down on the grass and took a sip of her drink, exhausted after hours of cleaning and the heat.
Unwilling spouse
Her spouse then appeared in the yard to retrieve something he had dropped on a lawn chair.
The wife grabbed hold of it.
“Honey, could you please assist me with gardening cleanup?” She pleaded.
Hastily making his way inside, he angrily asked the woman, “Do I appear like a gardener?
Angry with his abrupt reply, she gives another choice, saying, “Okay. Can you mend the door to the bathroom?
“Do I appear to be a carpenter?” He gave a little sigh and turned away
Next door, a handyman
A few hours later, the husband discovers his wife sipping a cocktail while relaxing outside.
Following his examination of the mended bathroom door and the recently trimmed grass, the husband complimented his wife on a task well done.
He said, “I knew you would pull it off!”
“It wasn’t me,” the grinning woman assures her indolent husband, putting her lips to the glass that contained her drink.
“Who did it?” his distracted wife inquired. She said that their new neighbor, who had moved in after getting divorced, had offered to assist.
The husband then inquired about the price, assuming she had paid him for his services.
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With a growing smile on her face, the wife said, “He gave me two options.” “He said, ‘Sex or bread.'”
She seemed surprised at her reply, so the man laughed and said, “I hope you gave him bread.”
The happy wife said, “Do I seem like a bakery?
